"If you go to Hong Kong without me, I'll go somewhere too" I threatened. I was due in Paris the next day and she was hinting about going to a meeting in one of my favorite places. By the time I boarded the plane in Singapore, she was booking her flight. A few days later, she was gloating about dim sum. I immediately plotted my response: Milan. Yes, I'm vengeful. At Sugar, I ordered based on maximum jealousy potential.
Their fruit tart mainlines sugar directly to the cranial sac. My spine straigtened and pupils dilated. A smile spread slowly across my face. It was damned good - I'd chosen well. I took a trolley straight to their front door. Milan's web of trolleys remind me of Melbourne. So does the laid back atmosphere.
I sat in the front window, sipping my Illy, which of course was perfect. I don't know how Italians can drink coffee outside their country. Every cup I had was excellent.
The kid was bullshitting to maximum effect, paper out, reading every word and didn't have a clue. I should have been an actor or a spy.
Back on the trolley, looking for my next vengence. The trolley's are so cool. This one was older than my grandma. No heat, no soft seats.
I was holding onto this exact strap when I saw my next spot.
As I was getting off, I saw this sign. It's perfect. Is says "vengence is best served sweet"
26 Via Vincenzo Monti
Milano
Arrogant... how can Milan be a fair revenge against Hong Kong? Nevermind.... I will be patient and have my revenge!!!!!! ARRGGHHH...
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