It's all fun and games until it backfires. I'm talking about the trend where you take an old favorite, break it down and build it back up with fancy-schmancy ingredients. Case in point: the uptown smore I got at Blue Bottle Coffee. It sported a name card explaining how the graham cracker was made from scratch, all the better to house the hand-crafted marshmallow and single-source cocoa bean chocolate sauce (I'm exaggerating.) Sorry, but when I think of smores, I think of this.....
But nooooooooooo...... Look, some things are better left alone. As a 6 year old, with these three ingredients, a sharp stick and some fire, I made better ones. The price I paid today would keep me buried in smores for a week in the old days. Ok, I have to take inflation into account but you take my point.
Blue Bottle is schwanks to the core. Just look at the place. It's "hipster hits lotto" all the way. I got no issue with that, it's beautiful. I sat at a table near the front, open to the sidewalk, enjoying the breeze and my latte, which by the way was ok. I'm sure the single-source beans were hand-picked by eunuchs and transported by ox-cart from Guatemala to Brooklyn, though I couldn't taste the difference. Of course, I am exaggerating again, but you get what I'm saying.
160 Berry St
Williamsburg
Brooklyn
You obviously don't love this place very much... even though schwanks sounds like me... wahahahaha :)
ReplyDelete@Pufffffffff- yeah, like only, not love. Could be I was just in a snarky mood.....
ReplyDeleteMach & I made some smores the old fashioned way, sans the campfire, and I had forgotten how very sweet they are. Can I have really liked them that much??
ReplyDelete@Sal - that's how they're supposed to be, SWEET!
ReplyDeletesmores are foreign to me, but the first photo looks absolutely yummy!
ReplyDelete@Pirate - we'll have to make a batch when I get to town.
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